Marriage Ideas....written by Young & Old Kids

HOW DO YOU FIND SOMEONE TO MARRY?
You  got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if  you like sports, she should like it that you like  sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.   

No  person really decides before they grow up who they're  going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you  get to find out later who you're stuck with.

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN  COMMON?   
Both don't want any more kids.    

WHAT IS  THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know  the person FOREVER by then.  
 

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?   
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be  yelling at the same kids. 

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys  have something to say if you listen long enough.   
   

What, so you have never seen a filler before?

-On  the first date, they just tell each other lies and that  usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.  

 HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?    
Tell  your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like  a dump truck.

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T  GET MARRIED?    
There  sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?  

WHEN IS  IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?    
-When  they're rich.   
-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to  mess with that.  

The  rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you  should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.    

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.  

Guilty or Not

What a great stamp …. Guilty, I copied this off of another blog as I liked it. The author of the blog wrote about all the things she now enjoys doing as a full time RVer. Please "click" on my title "Guilty or Not" and it will take you directly to her website. Enjoy!

I am in the midst of getting ready for work and have to run, I am GUILTY, of spending too much time at this already. Cheers and have a good day.

I am back. Today was another training day for me, only this time I am in my home town and was able to drive home. No doggies to the kennel as I am sure they are relieved. I didn't come home at noon as I usually do, so they had to hold it until I arrived home. Teddy, did his business in the sun room, which cleans up easily, so he didn't run out when I came home. The other two, well that's a different story, they raced past me and peed their little hearts out.

I find training sessions more taxing than work since we sit most of the day and move around only for breaks, lunch and home time. Today's session was interesting enough and seemed to fly by, so to speak. Tomorrow we're at training again and then on Wednesday and Thursday back to work and off on Friday. Yippee, another long weekend. Saturday is December 1, 2007, and before long it will be Christmas. A month from today is Boxing Day. I find that after the USA Thanksgiving Christmas seems to appear on the doorstep quickly.

My fur kids are waiting for supper and I too, am starved, a lunch veggie wrap doesn't go too far at least when one is sitting all day.

Till next time, cheers!

Weekend Madness: Visiting the Vet and Domestic Chores

(I don't know the author of this picture to reference it properly, but it describes my GSD to a tee!)

In a few minutes I will open the closet and reach for the dog collars. excitedly all three will come running, thinking they are going to the 'dog park'. Opps, sorry guys, please forgive me, we are going to the Vet's Office for your dreaded shots!

We're back! The dogs couldn't get out of the truck fast enough when we arrived home. They were pretty good at the Vet's office although when they saw the lady in a white coat they instinctively seemed to know what was coming next. They fired a look at me as if to say, "You said we were going to the dog park!" They are now having a bite to eat and getting ready for their mid-morning snooze.

If you're like me the weekends are usually spent catching up from things we put off during the week. I am I right? This weekend I have a number of things to do to get ready for my out of town trip. Since I have three fur kids they will spend the week in a kennel, my preference is to have someone come to the house, however, that no longer is an option for me.

All the domestic things are waiting for me: laundry, vacuuming, dusting, dishes, etc. I had better get started before the day slips away from me. I will leave packing for the last.

I am off to a week of training. I will be sitting all day listening to someone lecture about how I should and shouldn't do things and what works best according to whomever! Enough already. Actually I do enjoy getting away and learning new things or rather old things packaged in a new innovative way!

I will be staying in a motel. Just think, I won't have to get up to let the dogs out, feed the birds, I have birds too, lots of them, budgies and lovebirds, there will be no chirping when I get up in the morning only the sound of the maids coming down the hall with their carts waiting for me to exit so they can fluff the pillows and turn over the sheets.

But I must tear myself away from the computer as the minutes are ticking and I have so much to do Thank goodness I did all the yard work last weekend. I will be back!

Well, I am back and it's almost bedtime, the dogs are already snoozing. I finished cleaning the house, doing the laundry and cleaning the kitchen, tomorrow the bird cages. This afternoon I sat down for a few minutes and before I knew it I was horizonal snoozing away!

I love coming back from a trip to a clean house. Actually I love coming home to a clean house anytime. However, as you know a GSD sheds any time of the year and I usually have to vacuum when I finish vacuuming. Go figure! I wouldn't trade my fur kids for anything. They are great to have around. Well, I am going to call it a night and will likely post again tomorrow.