Marriage Ideas....written by Young & Old Kids

HOW DO YOU FIND SOMEONE TO MARRY?
You  got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if  you like sports, she should like it that you like  sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.   

No  person really decides before they grow up who they're  going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you  get to find out later who you're stuck with.

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN  COMMON?   
Both don't want any more kids.    

WHAT IS  THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know  the person FOREVER by then.  
 

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?   
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be  yelling at the same kids. 

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys  have something to say if you listen long enough.   
   

What, so you have never seen a filler before?

-On  the first date, they just tell each other lies and that  usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.  

 HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?    
Tell  your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like  a dump truck.

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T  GET MARRIED?    
There  sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?  

WHEN IS  IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?    
-When  they're rich.   
-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to  mess with that.  

The  rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you  should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.    

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.