|HOW DO YOU FIND SOMEONE TO MARRY?|
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
|WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? |
Both don't want any more kids.
|WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?|
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
|HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? |
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
|WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?|
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
|What, so you have never seen a filler before?|
|-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. |
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
|HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? |
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
|WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? |
-When they're rich.
-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
|IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?|
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.